you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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