Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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