I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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