Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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