sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
how does that bad decision feel?
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