that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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