I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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