Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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