8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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