like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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