Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
