I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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