my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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