Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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