I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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