I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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