What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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