My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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