This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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