Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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