Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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