Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
You can't just leave with hair like that
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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