Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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