Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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