Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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