Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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