It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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