I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
that's an acceptable place to lick
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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