so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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