I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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