out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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