come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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