VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
My life is pants optional.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize