before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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