I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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