No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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