Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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