Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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