Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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