I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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