she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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