no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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