One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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