Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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