He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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