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you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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