I bet he comes in French.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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