I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Randomize
