yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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