And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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