I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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