he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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