Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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