rhymes with "ouble enetration"
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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