It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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