dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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